Who Invited Shaq to the Pickup Game?

May 11, 2010

To settle the debate: Yes, if a tree falls in the forest and blah, blah, blah, it still makes a sound.   I know this because after a month break from my public yoga practice, I returned to L.A. Fitness and the 80 pound woman* who used to annoy the hell out of me still [...]

SMYM Dance Contest – Participant #4 – Karol

May 7, 2010

Take a break from your Friday and check out yet another great “Show Me Your Moves” Dance Contest video submission from one of my favorite bloggers, Karol Gajda. Karol creates a Captain Planet dance medley by combining three elements: suspense, surprise and liquid legs. Introducing.. Karol! (If you’re reading by email or RSS please click [...]

Don’t Let Your Employees Listen to that Jay-Z Song

May 4, 2010

I quit my job yesterday. It’s both thrilling and nausea-inducing to quit your job with only a couple interviews and a terminated lease in your back pocket. But after a few rounds of beers and 12 plays of “Free Falling,” a new sentiment swept over me: excitement. Excitement for both future and present opportunities. Sure, [...]

SMYM Dance Contest: Participant #3 – Teevee

May 2, 2010

Today, I bring you our 3rd participant and our first male: Teevee. As he already pointed out on Twitter, Teevee and I are both committed to bringing sexy back. In his JT rendition, Teevee showcases the ab hold AND the finger point and he does this amidst a furious gum chewing routine. Check out his moves! [...]

SMYM Dance Contest: Participant #2 – The Naked Redhead

April 28, 2010

Do you hear that? Yeah, you do? You know what it is? IT’S THE SOUND OF MOMENTUM! We have our 2nd SMYM Dance Contest participant and let me tell you, she’s Amazing, wrapped in a YouTube video and set to music. Introducing… Boy Toy Brad’s new crush, The Naked Redhead! (If you’re reading via email [...]

"Show Me Your Moves" Dance Contest: Contestant #1 – Jordan

April 26, 2010

I thought this day would never come. “OMG! That’s awesome! I’m sooo making a dance video!” – I heard. And yet my email box sat lonely, cold and deprived of dance. But tonight, thanks to some shameless promotion by one of the funniest guys I know and the undeniably awesome rhythm of his friend Jordan, I am able to [...]

"Show Me Your Moves" and WIN (SOMETHING)!

April 23, 2010

I’m basically a 5-year-old. I get all excited about something and then 20 seconds later I’m looking at the walls and wondering why they’re yellow and what yellow paint tastes like. Like tonight I was critiquing my dance video and trying to think of some new moves and I remembered that I made that video [...]

Boy Toy Brad: The Next Pro Blogger

April 20, 2010

After 3 months of mostly uninterrupted closet habitation, Boy Toy Brad has emerged from the closet to write his first blog post on BoyToyBrad.com I’m not sure if I’m happy or pissed that in just one day of blogging he is on his way to surpass my subscriber count by early May and my traffic [...]

Confessions from a Dating Scene Killa

April 16, 2010

It’s recently come to my attention that I’m not very good at dating. And while I don’t enjoy playing games I’m not good at, I also don’t enjoy sitting on the bench. So tonight, true to my problem-solving m.o., I drove to B&N and shamelessly plopped down in front of 3 rows of relationship advice [...]

Boobs and Zits: A Very Important Discussion

April 11, 2010

I’m in a complicated relationship with puberty and I want out. I thought we broke up in 2002, but this painful, red bump on my chin is sending me mixed signals. Admittedly, relationship communication is not my specialty, so let me be clear: If my boobs aren’t going to get any bigger, I would like [...]