Category Archives: That Just Happened

Babies: A Truce

Babies, you can have the attention. I’ll take my health. It’s true, your growing presence on Facebook once made me jealous. I spend hours on a blog post to grab a couple likes. You shit in your pants and go … Continue reading

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On Moving To New York (Or, The Time I FanGurled For Life)

I want to make this city seem small. Loud words from a quiet girl, but after six months in this beautiful city, I know I don’t speak alone. Why else would you abandon the suburban comforts of dish washers, Wal-Mart … Continue reading

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How I Brought Sexy Back (in a High School Musical bathing suit)

My name is Jenny. I am 24 years old and last weekend I brought sexy back in a $3 High School Musical swim suit. You’re shocked, I know. Me too. It only cost me $3 to bring sexy back. It … Continue reading

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That Just Happened, Episode 1: You're Cute But You're Totally Gay, Right?

[Writing setting: Sushi restaurant; listening to the violin solo version of "My Heart Will Go On," waiting to eat a roll that I will pay for with my credit card because so few of you assholes bought our first shirt. … Continue reading

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