Don’t worry. I’m hard at work writing about several very important topics, like my desire to hire a Hangover Assistant and my quest to get each of you to put my picture in a frame on your office desk, but here’s a little of what I’ve written during my most recent blog abandonment (AND the official announcement of the ‘Show Me Ya Moves’ dance contest winner!):

Kanye West: The Best Tweeter Of All Time

I’m not letting anyone finish: Kanye West is the best tweeter of all time.Doubters and aspiring tweeters, please step aside and let me map out Kanye’s path to Twitter greatness — because really, no one tweeter should have all this power.

Read more on MTVNews.com…

And now, a word from Boy Toy Brad…

I’M BACK BITCHES (PART II)

It’s been a while. Last time, I was a little angry.

I’m feeling much better now though.

Read more on BoyToyBrad.com…

And now, the winner of the ‘Show Me Ya Moves’ dance contest…

‘Show Me Ya Moves’ Dance Contest Winner!

Brad and I spent many afternoons reviewing each of the dance videos and we decided…

Congrats Karol! You’ll receive a trophy for your efforts (sometime in the next 3 years).

Thank you to everyone who participated and to all of you who are still reading this randomly updated blog.

This is the first night in my NYC residency that I’ve had AC, hot water AND a leak-free ceiling, so thank you for your patience during my ‘settling.’ More coming soon!

Take a break from your Friday and check out yet another great “Show Me Your Moves” Dance Contest video submission from one of my favorite bloggers, Karol Gajda. Karol creates a Captain Planet dance medley by combining three elements: suspense, surprise and liquid legs.

Introducing.. Karol!

(If you’re reading by email or RSS please click through to see Karol’s moves. And once you’re done checking out his moves, you should also stop by his blog – it makes a great addition to your RSS)

Thank you to everyone who keeps passing this contest along. Every time I get a video emailed to me, my delusion that I’m actually some sort of dance expert who has been chosen to judge a contest increases. Should be great for happy hour today.

Today, I bring you our 3rd participant and our first male: Teevee.

As he already pointed out on Twitter, Teevee and I are both committed to bringing sexy back. In his JT rendition, Teevee showcases the ab hold AND the finger point and he does this amidst a furious gum chewing routine.

Check out his moves!

(If you’re reading via email or RSS, please click through to see the video)

Thanks to Teevee for this submission! Get your videos in, who knows how long these custom engraved trophies will be available to the masses.

Note: Yes, I do plan to write posts again. I’ve been a little busy with another project which I’ll announce tomorrow and really, what post can beat these videos?! None!

Do you hear that?

Yeah, you do?

You know what it is?

IT’S THE SOUND OF MOMENTUM!

We have our 2nd SMYM Dance Contest participant and let me tell you, she’s Amazing, wrapped in a YouTube video and set to music.

Introducing… Boy Toy Brad’s new crush, The Naked Redhead!

(If you’re reading via email or RSS, please click through to see the video).

Thank you to The Naked Redhead for this great video and I’m looking forward to the next videos! One day I’ll actually write a post on here again, I promise.

New visitors, here are some articles to help you catch up on the “Show Me Ya Moves” Dance Contest:

“Show Me Your Moves” Dance Challenge (No Talent Required)

“Show Me Your Moves” and WIN (SOMETHING!)

“Show Me Your Moves” Dance Contest – Participant #1 – Jordan

I thought this day would never come.

“OMG! That’s awesome! I’m sooo making a dance video!” – I heard.

And yet my email box sat lonely, cold and deprived of dance.

But tonight, thanks to some shameless promotion by one of the funniest guys I know and the undeniably awesome rhythm of his friend Jordan, I am able to share the first “Show Me Your Moves” Dance Contest video with you.

It’s amazing.

Introducing.. Jordan!

(If you’re reading in email or RSS, please click through.)

Thanks again to Jordan and Matt for kicking this contest off! There’s a custom-engraved 10″ dance trophy awaiting more competition. And if they’re all this good, I may just get one for everyone. So who’s next?!