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I Got 99 Problems. And Your Car is One.

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Age vs. Maturity. Dear God, Please Let the Hottest Man Win.

I frequently showed up to my first post-college office job armed with a Hardy’s breakfast sandwhich and a raging hangover. Most of my co-workers knew Wednesday nights were dollar beer night and that I likely had a $7 tab. I … Continue reading

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Warning: Mouth Breathing May Lead Others to Misjudge Your Intelligence

Unless you just got off the treadmill or you’re sporting a cold, save a little air for the rest of us.

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Rec Leagues: Inverse Relationship Between Sports Gear & Skill Level

I realize that this correlation would make more sense with a line going “negatively,” but I’ve thought it through on 3-4 occasions and I can’t figure that out. Math ain’t my thang.

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