Category Archives: Best Idea(s) Ever

Subways Are Like Libraries. (But, kind of. Right?)

Posted on January 3, 2011 by Jenny McCoy

The subway is like a library. Except sometimes there are people who look like they want to eat you. And also, it moves. And maybe a few other things. But still, you keep to yourself unless you’re lost and you … Continue reading →

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2011: Focus. Or Something Else That’s Really Fun.

Posted on January 1, 2011 by Jenny McCoy

It’s a silly thing to make and break a resolution in the same breath, but I’ll tell ya, it really takes the edge off. In truth, I’m not a big fan of resolutions. I lose a few pounds after I … Continue reading →

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The Time I Wore XL Little Girls’ Leggings & Duct Tape (In Public)

Posted on December 12, 2010 by Jenny McCoy

Daytime drinking is a young man’s sport. And like much of youth, daytime drinking is a lot of things being really fun and awesome followed by those same things being not so fun and awesome anymore. Take for example, cracking … Continue reading →

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I’m Going To Become The Greatest Seductress Of All Time, Y’all.

Posted on November 29, 2010 by Jenny McCoy

I decided recently that I’m going to become the greatest seductress of all time. But don’t get me wrong. Unlike seductresses of the past, I don’t want to sleep with every man on the planet. I just want every man … Continue reading →

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Now Hiring: Hangover Assistant

Posted on November 14, 2010 by Jenny McCoy

Hangovers are nature’s way of saying, “The orange slices on the side of Blue Moons aren’t dinner, idiot.” You awake to smeared mascara and a creative pajama assortment, and it’s survival time. Your body wants water, food, Tylenol and more … Continue reading →

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