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Category Archives: Awkward situations
I Ain’t Talkin’ To No Jellyfish
I’ve never been stung by a jellyfish and I don’t get beer goggles. One of these is no longer true. Three weeks ago, I was betrayed by seven Blue Moons and a dimly lit bar. I talked. He talked. A … Continue reading
I’d Like to Speak to the Manager
It takes a lot for me to ask to speak to a manager. Like, a lot. I’ll eat the salad with the dressing not on the side. I’ll pick off the fish eggs. But occasionally, the grievance is too much … Continue reading
Confession: I Been Baby-Makin with Mr. Rogers
Tonight, as I quickly changed into my flexible, pain-bearing yoga attire, I remembered the crisp, 70 degree winds that battered me during my lunch break. “It’s jacket weather,” I concluded. It was in this moment of weather-induced wardrobe alteration that … Continue reading
Goodbye 2009. Y'all Bitches Owes Me Some Monay.
Happy New Year. Now let’s not make this awkward. I just need you to purchase 65 t-shirts and we’ll call this even.
Life is Awkward. Wait. What?
Life is tough. And at times, seeing life play out on a board game can be even more difficult. Insert college story. The setting: We’re playing “Life,” because this is what you do at tech schools. You drink alcohol and … Continue reading