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Category Archives: Awkward situations
Two Became One And It Was Smelly And Gross
Dropping your cell phone in a toilet makes you think a lot about your life. Why did I need to listen to music while peeing until everything became one experience? How cool is it that cell phone destruction is no … Continue reading
Subways Are Like Libraries. (But, kind of. Right?)
The subway is like a library. Except sometimes there are people who look like they want to eat you. And also, it moves. And maybe a few other things. But still, you keep to yourself unless you’re lost and you … Continue reading
The Time I Wrote 1,000 Words About Speed Dating
Speed dating is kind of like waiting in line for a roller coaster. It sounds really awesome at first, but then you get closer to the front and you start to wonder if doing flips at 60 miles per hour … Continue reading
Sometimes I Do This. And This.
Editor’s note: If you’re one of my lovely RSS/email subscribers, you should click through and check out my new design. I think it screams “professional.” What happens when you combine horribly awkward and kinda amazing? This. DogsShittingOnSidewalks.com Yes. It’s mine. … Continue reading
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Leave Me Alone. I’m A Good Person.
Today, I laughed in a woman’s face. Yesterday, I made a comment that put Jennifer Aniston to shame. Tomorrow, I don’t even know. I may approach the man who tries to hand me a comedy club flyer everyday and question … Continue reading
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