Monthly Archives: September 2010

‘The Social Network’: Or, The Time I Wrote A Movie Review

I can haz movie review? (No, the cheeseburger thing will really never get old to me. NEVER.) Check it out. Warning: There are no dogs pooping in this blog post. ‘The Social Network’: Satisfying For Facebook Fans? I joined Facebook … Continue reading

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Best Coffee Mug Ever

These days, I walk into work with a smirk on my face, but I spent 2-3 years in the “is it too soon to be ‘sick’ again?” world. Did I ever do this? No. Did it cross my mind hundreds … Continue reading

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Halloween 2010: The Shirt Before The Shirt

Halloween is big for me. Admittedly, my college costumes were not exactly, original. But since then, I’ve traded “I’m a slutty cop, teee hehehe” for a few hot glue burns and self respect. Let’s take a quick look at the … Continue reading

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I Hate Comedy Shows

Times Square is normal to me now. Talk about a mind f*ck, right? I’ll write more on the bumbling contrast between “I needed to be at work 8 minutes ago” and “Look at the pretty lights! And a horse!” that … Continue reading

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Sometimes I Do This. And This.

Editor’s note: If you’re one of my lovely RSS/email subscribers, you should click through and check out my new design. I think it screams “professional.” What happens when you combine horribly awkward and kinda amazing? This. DogsShittingOnSidewalks.com Yes. It’s mine. … Continue reading

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