Monthly Archives: July 2010

I Ain’t Talkin’ To No Jellyfish

I’ve never been stung by a jellyfish and I don’t get beer goggles. One of these is no longer true. Three weeks ago, I was betrayed by seven Blue Moons and a dimly lit bar. I talked. He talked. A … Continue reading

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The Time I Traveled to Dallas (And Almost Fixed Most of The World’s Problems)

I turn into a 12-year-old punk when I travel for more than two hours. Recent example: “Mam, please turn off your iPod,” the flight attendant instructed. “IT’S ON AIRPLANE MODE,” I responded, voice modulation skewed due to the surprisingly low … Continue reading

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