I’d rather give booze money to a bum than tip someone for handing me a paper towel, and this sentiment increases with alcohol.
But sentiment aside, I have a way to give bar restroom attendants a real job and solve a problem that plagues women worldwide.
First, the problem.
As you know, chivalry meets a quick death when bladders need emptying. Men will open doors. They’ll pay for dinner. But when it’s time to pee, this is our area and that is your line.
And so, women protect their bladders by crossing their legs and shifting their weight. They make promises to be “real quick” and then re-do their mascara and make plans for next weekend.
But it doesn’t have to be this way.
Now, the solution: Bathroom Express Lane
We filter the needs from the wants on highways, so why not do this in bathroom lines?
Need to put on a new face and talk about which guy has a cuter outfit? Stay where you’re at.
Seriously contemplating squatting in the alley? Give me $2 and come right this way. Paper towels included.
Where I live, the express lanes are free so long as you are carpooling with someone.
Not sure if that same concept applies here in your idea, I’m just saying… bring a friend? Or not. Probably not actually… Just, nevermind.
I guess everything is a magnetic strip away in South Florida.
So girls already bring friends… not to save time/fuel though.. to waste it.
LMFAO SO true.
Just a thought you should also get discounts if it’s a group of girls who can fit in one stall TOGETHER. ……Jenny, Party of two?
In one stall, I agree. In one walk in room with a solo toilet, NO. But once it’s our turn, sure!
So women wait in line for the bathroom, when they don’t need to use the toilet? I’m sorry, but you ladies are on your own.
Most women do. I generally go against this idiotic rule and honestly answer “no” when another female asks if I’d like to go to the bathroom with her. I always frequently spend Friday and Saturday evenings on my couch though.
OOOOhhhhhh! If only we had bathroom express lanes! Can’t tell you how many times I would have killed and maimed for that! LOL
xoxo
C
How do we get this enacted? Seriously.
This would be a GREAT idea if there weren’t so many discount coupons for adult diapers.
You can go anywhere with them.
Literally.
I hear adult diapers go great with leggings.
That’s what I like about you Jenny, always keeping your eye out for a way to improve the world.
While I don’t think it’s ever been applied to bathrooms the model you’ve described is called Freemium; the basic version is free but often annoyingly inadequate, or you can become a “premium” member and get something really useful.
Oh I love the premium version scam. So much so, that I even used Turbo Tax as a model to recommend it to a client recently.
I would give someone a dollar to get my back while peeing in public too… a dollar is cheaper than lawyer feeds for an indecent exposure charge!
We need to live in the same city. I’ll get your back as long as you’ll help me sneak into the men’s room. Wait, I guess if you could do that you would just go and leave me standing there, like the rest of the men folk.
Paleease can they make this. it would be like the frequent flyer security line for “frequent pee-ers” they could also have a pee requirement meter like the height requirement things at amusement parks. It would be like “I have to pee but I also want to text my hookup on the toilet.” (slow line) “I have to Pee but you couldn’t pay me to go in an alley (slow line). ” I have to pee so badly that if you gave handed me a depends id be totally cool with it.” you could also measure their gotta go-ness level with facial expressions, but that could get messy.
ill help you lobby this to congress..