I welcomed the first weekend of spring with an assault of projectile snot. Oh yes, it was charming.
But fortunately, this inconvenience produced a moment of clarity in the coffee line Sunday morning. As I fought to keep the residue from my last episode from dripping down my face, this truth became clear:
I’m right there with you. I’ve been locked inside my house for a week and yet that pollen still manages to ruin my life! Just grab the Kleenex to-go packs, I think if you mask your face while you are sneezing it helps with the empathy
I finally made it to the store to get some Zyrtec. I think the last time I had this much of an issue with allergies was at Leigh’s wedding, so I just looked really emotional. Hope you survive the pollen attack!
LOL… I know it’s terrible. My white car is literally yellow with all the pollen floating around Florida. I feel ya babe, hope it gets better for you soon! Unfortunately instead of sneezing I get headaches.
XoXo
C
Thanks Cori! Hope you’re surviving it too
I got some Zyrtec so I hope this allergy episode is on the way outttt.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Exactly! Hah!
I just had to use the scale on my housemate.
For serious, she hits #5 ALL the damn time. We think she gets some kind of Freudian thrill outta the sneezes.
Hope you get better soon dollface
I think I love that you use the phrase “for serious.” Thank you! I am en route to no more snot, I hope!
I sneezed yesterday and my nipples leaked. Luckily I just peed or else I wouldve leaked in 2 places haha!!
Was about to make my own comment then strolled down to the comment box and read Rachel Morgan’s comment right above it. I wish I hadn’t.
You can take a Daniel Tosh approach to sneezes: when somebody sneezes it’s the work of the devil so scream “get out of him/her!” Ask your friends to do the same when you sneeze.
I messed that up horribly, but it’s something like that.
Have you tried a neti pot? It cured my seasonal allergies. I wrote an article about it last year. You can get them at CVS.