Editor’s Note: Sorry, my 15-day trial ended and contrary to my own predictions, I actually remembered to take cancel my free trial before getting charged. I recommend that you create your own on SitePal to see just how creepy they are.
Click on my awesome new avatar site welcomer. She’s sure to increase my RSS/email subscription conversion rates (and scare the shit out of people)
I know what you’re thinking.
- What the f*ck is that?
- No seriously, what the f*ck is that?
- Why?
- How did you get access to the Saw movies recording studio?
- How can I create my own supa hot avatar who is as helpful as yours?
- Why are “you” still staring at me?
- How do I unsubscribe from this blog?
Let me explain.
Today, while researching FTC guidelines for Twitter, I stumbled across this article. Yes, the article is great, but if you scroll over the ad in the top right corner you will see what I now refer to as “the best thing on the Internet.” You can type anything you want and that chick will say it. Anything. Try it. Go ahead.
After trying a couple phrases of my own like, “COWORKER’S NAME is stupid” and “my butt is itchy,” curiosity led me to click through to the source. It took about 10 seconds for my brain to convert the words “Free 15-day Trial” to “Oh my God, is it time to leave for the day because I’m SO putting this on my blog.”
So now it’s here and I welcome you to enjoy my volcano and really creepy recording as much as you’d like for the next 14 days. Also, I recommend that you visit the SitePal Tech PlayGround where you can type in more words, have different avatars speak them in various accents and if you’re inclined, engage in staring contests.* And, if you scroll down, you will see the Text-to-Sing option (my personal favorite) where you can have avatars sing one of two song selections. My personal favorite singer is the Troll/Ace of Base combo, but you can try it for yourself and see which you enjoy most.
And now in accordance with the lessons learned from the source for this hour of Friday evening entertainment, I’d like disclose that I have no Affiliate connections with SitePal, only an unhealthy obsession with all things immature and free on the Internet.
*Be warned, they’re damn good.