Valentine’s Day is quickly approaching and many of you may be wondering what to get that special (or kinda special) someone(s).
That said, I’d like to share a recent convo with a friend that may help you decide which aisle to peruse at Target on Sunday morning.
Friend received a text message from an ex asking for Friend’s address with a flirty overtone.
“Shit,” said Friend. “I have a bad feeling about this.”
I provided faux comfort.
“It’s probably nothing,” I said.
Two days later, I received a text from Friend.
“$&@! There are flowers at my door.”
“Bahahaha,” I consoled. “What’s so bad about flowers?”
It was then relayed that the ex had used a Facebook quiz to figure out Friend’s flower of choice.
“Ehh. Umm. ‘A’ for effort I guess?”
And then Friend summarized the situation in pure brilliance.
“The difference between romantic and creepy is mutual interest.”
And with that, I send you on your way toward D-Day or V-Day. It’s your choice.