From time to time, a pop culture phenomenon sweeps in, funnels mankind’s collective interest and darts away with millions of YouTube views, a Today Show interview and a future spent hopping between the C-list reality television circuit and rehab facilities.
On an unrelated note, I announced a dance challenge over the weekend.
If you are currently storing urine in your bladder or coffee in your mouth, I advise you to relieve yourself of these liquid dangers prior to viewing my dance challenge announcement.
I highly recommend you participate in the “Show Me Ya Moves” Dance Challenge if you:
- plan to pursue a political career
- have children who will one day be teenagers
- are named Ellen Degeneres
- know someone (IRL) named Ellen Degeneres
- are still reading this. You’re wasting time. Get a camera. Play a tune. No talent required.
I might give away a free t-shirt to all participants. Or maybe all participants will automatically be eligible to win a date with Boy Toy Brad? I haven’t decided yet, but I’m open to suggestions.
Join the handful of people I have almost successfully harassed into participating:
Matt
Srini
Kelly
The Bloggess
Jamie
Rich
You.
Leave a comment below with your name and the song you plan to assault.
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