Equilibrium is Killing My Coffee

by Jenny McCoy on January 25, 2010

I’m currently not on speaking terms with equilibrium, but I have a strange feeling this will all balance itself out.

Equilibrium and I got along just fine until I began augmenting my three daily cups of coffee with refrigerated milk.

Now, I have the following problem:

Can someone help me? I’d really like to become an astronaut and this is holding me back.

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