I thought of this t-shirt design while eating dried cranberries in my cubicle. As I checked out the calorific damage, I noticed that I had over two years to finish the bag. And I thought, “Holy shit, that’s a lot of time to eat those cranberries.” I finished the bag at my desk, but it still put me at ease to know that if I really wanted to, I could have stretched that bag right into the corner office.