Honestly, I’m still trying to count the millions I’ve racked up as co-founder of the wildly successful Girls Gone Mild T-Shirt store. But I’m not one to turn down an opportunity to capitalize on the needs of others.
So today, I’d like to introduce a new product offering.
The World’s First Invitation to Merge Sign
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Do you know a commuter who frequently parks while indecisive drivers ponder the choice between asphalt and grass? Give the gift that keeps giving and allow that special person in your life to easily communicate one simple message during her daily drive, “If you don’t move your effing car into the lane, I’m going to sideswipe you into the grass.”
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I’ll take seven – I hear they make great stocking stuffers.
Yes they do! I recommend giving them along with the Elf on the Shelf and a life size cutout of John Cusack. Talk about a holy trinity of gifts.
I’ll have to keep these in the back of my car since I live in LA.
Srini – I’ll shoot one over to you if I ever figure out fulfillment on things other than massively over-priced t-shirts.
1. Your holy trinity of gifts is perfection.
2. I hate everyone, sans John Cusack.
Oh Sara, wait ’til you see the flushed out ’09 Christmas list. Who doesn’t want a pocket size “real” Cookie Monster? How come I don’t have any presents!?!