A few disclosures about “My Bad Romance with John Cusack”:
- I spent the better part of my Friday night attempting to make my own real life Lady Gaga music video. It was horrible and sweaty. Seriously, idk how she does it.
- I now feel bad for any man who has danced with me. Ever.
- If anyone wants some Egyptian wigs, I might have a few slightly used for resale soon.
- Also, triangular bras. Give me a shout.
- My hopes for this YouTube are that I will get to go on the Ellen show and dance with Lady Gaga and John Cusack. Nothing more. Nothing less.
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Great dancing but you’re body is a little chunkier than it could be. May want to look into bulimia (lots of food but tooth decay) or anorexia (cheaper but more depressing).
Nothing says “determined” like a good ol’ eating disorder.
Ahahaha. Love this. Also, I resisted the COLGG (that’s “cult of lady gaga” and yeah, I just made it up. i like the way it sounds. cooooolgg.) for nearly a year now. And I hate to say this, but I kinda like her now. I mean, just kinda.
Lady Gaga’s not a big thing here so I haven’t been exposed and, quite frankly, don’t understand this post at all
Best of luck on getting those dances and TV exposure though.
@Sara – Haha. I like COLGG. There is no resisting the charm of Lady G, her countless wigs and her triangular bras. And, she actually SINGS, which to me, is quite impressive. Seeing her interview on Ellen was pretty cool.. kinda gave a little more perspective and depth to her circus act.
@Charles – Oh man! I feel bad for you! Maybe I can create a “Top 10 Reasons Why You Need Lady Gaga in Your Life” manual for you.
Ok, it needs to be said. That video was pretty disturbing. I wish you the best with your restraining order should Mr. Cusack actually see that video. You gotta come much stronger than that if you want to land Lloyd Dobbler.
Ken, if you’re jealous of my stick figure dance skills it is okay. You are not the first. Dance lessons start at the affordable price of just $567 per hour. When can I book your first appointment?
Jenny, Jenny, Jenny. If you had seen any of my stick figure skateboarder flip-books from middle school, you would know that it was you who required the lessons.
I will at least give you props on the fact that it appears you used the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. Although it might be a T-Rex from King Kong, which would be disappointing. Skywalker Ranch and WETA have a bit of a rivalry after all those hobbit oscars. Man, typing those last three sentences made me realize I’ll have to buy the house next to you and your cats.
You are ridiculous Jen – def not what I was expecting – I was hoping for some real live dance moves, but this is pretty great in it’s own right. You take Cusack, I’ll take Gaga, and we can have one big orgy. Sound good?
I loved this. Thats all.
Also- whatsyourken is right. If you want to land the Dobler, you gotta bring it.
@Matt C – Oh you know it. I’m so game.
@Matt Sans C – Maybe I’ll just buy the cut out and voice recordings?
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