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Jenny you sick fuck! I love it! LOLOLOL….omg…and it WAS as awkward for me as it was for you, but I think that’s because visionaries like us are usually socially awkward. It’s the bane of our existence. .Were you sweating? I feel like I’d be standing there sweating and shiny and about to pass out. But Bravo!
Lol. In Take #6, I sat down on my couch and did the awkward turtle, then smiled, then squealed and turned off the camera. I’ll try to make the next one less awkward, hahah.
Brad looks a little drunk. If you truly love him, you really should think about an intervention.
Ahaaaaa. Brad’s limp personality. I mean, it’s like the manufacturer didn’t even TRY. And who the fuck thought it was a stellar idea to give Brad a ‘stache, a dodgy barnet, and….gnarled chest hair? Eh.
JENNNY, you are incredibly awkward, I love it. You need to audition for the office.
@Phil – I’m not a fixer-upper. That’s his problem.
@Sara – Limp personality. Love it. haha. Maybe they put the wrong doll in the box? I mean.. wow. Not even close!
@Jeff – YES. I would love to be on there, except for me it wouldn’t be acting.
Lesson to be learned:
Never judge a book, or a blow up doll by its cover.
Brad looks like a cross between Burt Reynolds and your typical sexual predator but there is a reason for it. Female blow up dolls are made to look easy. I mean no one likes to get rejected, especially by a blow up doll so they have to look approachable and easy. The male version is no different and lets face it, there is no easier lay for a woman other than a sexual predator hence the Burt Reynolds sexual predator look.
Jenny,
You get weirder by the day
. I love it. Maybe you should sue the company for false advertising and tell them your 2 cents are really worth alot since we’re in a recession and “The Actual Brad” isn’t probably even worth 2 cents.
Awkward Turkey says… “Brad In the box= disappointment, Brad on the box= good time by yourself.”
@Alex – I’m still not sure if you calling Brad hot is terrifying or funny. Still deciding. I’m soo stealing your description of him though. He is definitely a cross between Burt Reynolds and a sexual predator. I’ll give attribution for this breakthrough though. No worries. Hurry up and come to Boca. Brad is ready to meet you.
@Srini – This is SO false advertising. I bet they’d sell a shit ton less if they had the real picture of Brad on that box. Nothin’ wrong with weird, right?! haha
@R.B. – Oh man. I’m so going to show you the outtake where I sat on my couch, did the awkward turtle, laughed and then squealed and turned off the camera.
Hearts breaking worldwide… Jenny has found a soulmate!
That is until Brad is left alone in the car on a hot summer day, which will make him permanently limp and give him a sticky stache…
There is hope yet
@Charles – Fortunately, he’s quite replaceable. How come never mentioned that about soul mates?
the funniest was how you just drop him at the end lol I actually laughed out loud for quite a little while.
Brad’s mustache is priceless!
hah! Thanks Robby! It seems like the best parts of the video ended up being the impromptu stuff that just happened as I went.
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