I frequently showed up to my first post-college office job armed with a Hardy’s breakfast sandwhich and a raging hangover. Most of my co-workers knew Wednesday nights were dollar beer night and that I likely had a $7 tab.
I no longer go out on weekdays, because I’m a professional and I spend my evenings writing blog posts and coming up with t-shirt ideas that I will likely write off as tax losses. But if I did attempt to late night with the college folk, I doubt I’d be quite as endearing at 8 a.m. as I was at age 22.
AGE vs. MATURITY. Dear God, Please Let the Hottest Man Win
P.S. If you have a bad neck, I’m sorry.
P.P.S. This was not my only Microsoft Paint Studio masterpiece tonight. I also drew this for an upcoming post:
I’m not sure when we pass this grown-up-line of no return, but I’m pretty sure I haven’t stepped over yet myself.
Here’s to still eating ice cream, drinking beer, and laughing when a friend asks, “Hey did you grab any balls”….this one might just be a guy thing
As a fellow Paint expert and recent Ramp fanatic, I’d like to endorse your graph with one hundred percent confidence…. except. The older ones… the plus 27s? They have more money. Can we factor that in somehow?? Gracias!
K
@Paul – Good point. I’ll need to put a * on there somewhere and explain that by maturity I mean, it’s okay to squeak your shoes in stores after running out of the rain, push every noise making/dancing item in hallmark and walk away, giggle to yourself when someone orders a fish taco at an upscale restaurant.. that’s my idea of maturity at least..
@Kristen – Love that you said “ramp fanatic” that’s amazing. I definitely need to add in the upper 20s. I think this graph was more of an acknowledgment of my fear of my transition from “early 20s” to “mid 20s” in a couple months, haha.
Wow… so I guess once you hit the age of 27… it’s the point of no return!
Haha no way! Just you know.. compared to age 22, doing a keg stand on a Tuesday night and showing up to work with fast food and a hangover.. not so understandable anymore. I have a lifelong commitment to immaturity for the sake of my own personal humor and at times, the humor of others though. No worries!