Butter the Toast (baby) Dance Steps:
1. Pull up pants
2. Hand off beer
3. Focus on camera with melancholy glare
4. Grab yaself some butta
5. Put it on dat toast
6. Engage eye contact with attractive member of the sex you prefer
7. Eat yaself some delicious toast
Disclaimer: You may try this at home. Results are pretty typical.
If you enjoyed this dance, look for these dances in future “Friday Dance Lessons” episodes:
Cancun Box Dance, Bouncing off the Walls (again, WHOA), The Tasha & Jenny Escape Weird European Men Shuffle, Throwin’ the Dice, The Tasha & Jenny Friday Night Cardio Mix, Rowin’ Down the Muddy River, The Wedding Night Dance, Steinle’s “If There Was No Music, This Would Be Considered Sexual Assault”.. and many more.
*Props to J. Mirda for dance creation and coaching
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Can I have my toast with jam?
Good point Rich, I’ll have to make a few different variations for all the varied toast eaters out there.
Don’t forget da peanut butter!
I think only you could pull off blog dancing
My hero!!!
Um, I think I did it wrong…..
@Charles- Peanut butter would have to be a slower spread motion.. I like the challenge though.
@Gem – Oh lady, there is more to come.
@dubiousMa – It’s all good.. took me a year to get this one to the level it’s at right now. Perseverance is key.