If I’m going to continue drinking PBR in one of the richest cities in the U.S., I need this t-shirt to fend off constant inquiries about my beer of choice.

No, I am not from Milwaukee. I earned $23,000 at my first “real job.”
Typical conversation with bartenders circa April 2007 – June 2008:
“What can I get you?” – Bartender.
“What is the cheapest beer you sell?” – Me