If I’m going to continue drinking PBR in one of the richest cities in the U.S., I need this t-shirt to fend off constant inquiries about my beer of choice.
No, I am not from Milwaukee. I earned $23,000 at my first “real job.”
Typical conversation with bartenders circa April 2007 – June 2008:
“What can I get you?” – Bartender.
“What is the cheapest beer you sell?” – Me
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I want a shirt, too. When you have one made up for yourself send me one. And on the back, it can say, “My first “real” job made me $100 and then I quit because I was tired of helping women put their shoes on at Dillard’s during the holidays.”
So maybe the key to blogging success is having a minimum wage position at a shoe store? I was a shoe expert at sports authority until I saved up enough for spring break. What size t-shirt? I need some motivation to actually set up the online store.
hahahaha. make me a shirt too!medium….maybe large…..
Awesome… I’ll have it ready for the next Lous Blues outing.. maybe..
Bring me your finest, cheapest cigar.
Good idea Casey.. Might have to mix that one in. Except my cool factor would drop dramatically after I cough for 30 minutes.
set up the gd store already.
PORN. (cracking up)