Monthly Archives: October 2009

That Just Happened, Episode 1: You're Cute But You're Totally Gay, Right?

[Writing setting: Sushi restaurant; listening to the violin solo version of "My Heart Will Go On," waiting to eat a roll that I will pay for with my credit card because so few of you assholes bought our first shirt. … Continue reading

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Millionaires, Artists or T-Shirt Renegades? Yes, Please.

Article Summary: Kelly Diels and I have started a T-Shirt store, and you need to buy our first shirt. We’re not sure if we’re going to be millionaires or artists yet, but I do hope Hugh MacLeod will see our … Continue reading

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Preggos: Stop Stealing the Facebook Bare Midriff Spotlight

Dear Preggo Facebook Friends, We have a problem. I say “Congrats” when you finally expand on your vague “Exciting news..” status update, even though my first thought is “Oh shittttt. Another friend is procreating and I still cannot take care … Continue reading

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Guest Post: Single Is Not A Problem That Needs to Be Fixed

Robby G. over at ShiteILike.com let me write on his Internet space, so head on over and check it out. The post: “Single is Not a Problem that Needs to Be Fixed“ Here’s a little taste… I’m not a disabled … Continue reading

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Friday Dance Lessons, Episode 1: Butter the Toast (Baby)

Butter the Toast (baby) Dance Steps: 1. Pull up pants 2. Hand off beer 3. Focus on camera with melancholy glare 4. Grab yaself some butta 5. Put it on dat toast 6. Engage eye contact with attractive member of … Continue reading

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