So I was enjoying some cheap beer on Friday night with some buddies.
And the topic of ruining cell phones came up.
I have a lot of experience with this.
So I chimed in.
“I DROPPED THIS PHONE IN A TOILET!! AND IT SURVIVED!! JUST USE RICE!!”
I immediately noticed the looks of disgust.
So I quickly added.
“It was POST-FLUSH!!”
“Surree. That’s pretty gross.”
<mildly awkward chuckles>
This surely was good enough indication that my story should cease. I should take a break from the story telling business. Wash it down with a fresh PBR.
But nahh. I wanted to talk some more.
What good is a divet when you can turn it into a big ol’ hole of disgust?
So I continued.
“Yah, it sounds gross but I mean it was just instinct to reach right in and grab it.”
And then. I decided to animate my story further. Thanks to the 3-4 PBRs I had already enjoyed.
“I mean it’s not like I had to shuffle through anything!”
First off, toilet discussion should probably just be avoided altogether in social situations. But should you venture into this land of disgust.
Please avoid this mannerism.
Mannerism that seemed like a good idea when speaking the word “shuffle” in association with a toilet
