T-Shirt Ideas, Episode 7: Muster Station Reality

So they’re going to let me on a boat next week. And I’d just like them to know, that I’m not falling for the tricks of the muster station.

Yah, this ship’s going down. And I’m going to go downstairs and wait for you to save me.

I know I paid the cheapest price possible. And I don’t want to see which priority I get on your “who is more important to save” totem pole. And yes, my friends and I will be at the art auction again. And yes, we’re going to place stickers on everything while we drink your free champagne and then go back and lay out.