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Monthly Archives: July 2009
T-Shirt Ideas, Episode 7: Muster Station Reality
So they’re going to let me on a boat next week. And I’d just like them to know, that I’m not falling for the tricks of the muster station. Yah, this ship’s going down. And I’m going to go downstairs … Continue reading
Gingers, Let's Start the Revolution (I've got the SPF 45)
You know, childhood is rough enough for Gingers. But you brown-headed folks just keep the assaults rolling in, one after another. Aren’t the standard childhood Ginger injustices enough? 1. Mandatory 45 SPF, t-shirt and visor for all outdoor activities 2. … Continue reading
The Unexpected Landfill Passing-Induced, Bowel Questioning Experience
Nothing parses your undivided devotion to the road and surrounding four-wheeled missiles quite like the unexpected aroma of one of Florida’s mountains. And recently, I’ve noticed that as your incoming scent transitions from “New Car Scent” to warmed-over poop, there … Continue reading
The Boob to Gut Ratio: A Key Component in the Quest to Win Over Men Folk
Ladies, I am here to help. Unfortunately, many of you are overlooking a key component in your quest to win over the men folk. And since I am happily single with no intent to breach my commitment to freedom anytime … Continue reading