Monthly Archives: June 2009

How Radio Station Remixes Killed the Pop Star Commuter

We all have those mornings. The coffee didn’t quite knock you up to the starting line. So you turn on your local pop music station. You scan your stations, trying to catch a little Lady Gaga flava to kick the … Continue reading

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T-shirt Ideas, Episode 6: Saving the Earth, with Mental Notes

Special thanks to all the whales. Keep suckin’ down our water so we feel bad about taking long, hot showers.

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Obscure Page Numbering: A Reward for Slow Readers Everywhere

We live in a world that not only thrives on, but demands instant satisfaction. And yet, there are still books with 300+ pages. All glued into their perfect, numerical places. I don’t have time for this. I go for a … Continue reading

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Spicy Dorito flavored Broccoli: I Just Synergized Synergy

“Stop eating all the vegetables!!!!” This is the cry that will soon bellow in unison from houses worldwide. Why? Because I just synergized synergy. In my mind. Wanna see? Look at this. Now look at this. Now, follow the swirl … Continue reading

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“What’s your mother’s maiden name?” – Gas Pump

I hate getting gas. And so when I do stop to fill my tank and empty my checking account, I’m usually one start up away from sputtering and 10 minutes away from somewhere I need to be in 5. So … Continue reading

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