I should really thank L.A. Fitness for much of my blog post inspiration. Today, there was a D.J. pumping up the jams. I can’t even begin to articulate my thoughts on that so instead, I’d like to discuss a certain tattoo that many of the testosterone-pumped young men at my particular gym sport in an attempt to woo the ladies.
What we have here, is the outline of Italy, with a splattering of the Italian flag tri-color. What we also have, is a failed attempt at tattoo synergy. Here is a pie chart that expresses my thoughts on this tattoo and the men who have it.
Analysis of Prevalence of Douchbaginess in Men with Italy Outline with Tri-Color Fill Tattoo
I planned to also create a line graph showing the direct correlation between the desire to get this tattoo, the follow through and the time the ink has had to sink in vs. the intensity of douchebaginess. I’d also like to create a pie chart to analyze the percentage of men with this tattoo who have actually traveld out of the U.S. and I might even analyze a little further to see what percentage have actually been to Italy. But, it’s bedtime folks. So use your imagination.