Monthly Archives: May 2009

Plan Your Emergencies in Advance in South Florida ('cause there might be a line)

Every day on my way home from work, I see it. The billboard for a local emergency room. With a digital clock, letting me know at any given time, just how long my emergency would have to wait in their … Continue reading

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You're a Bad Person If You Have a Dent*

I try not to judge. I don’t follow rituals anymore. But, I do make an attempt to adhere to a good percentage of the morals that I learned during the sermons I sat through for free donuts. But sometimes, it’s … Continue reading

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Dippin' Dots: The Ice Cream of the Present*

I have a feeling the Dippin’ Dots marketing team is well rested. They were the ice cream of the future when I was 10. That was the past. And today is the present. And they are still “The Ice Cream … Continue reading

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Internet Dating: Like Reading a Great Book & Then Seeing the Sub-par Movie

These days, Internet dating is about as taboo as fake boobs. You can say they’re real, we’ll believe you. And you can say you met naturally, even though there are obvious holes in your “how we met” story. No metaphoric … Continue reading

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