Monthly Archives: April 2009

T-Shirt Ideas, Episode 4: Quality Control at the Bar

I’m making this one before my next singles- night-out downtown.

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Rec Leagues: Inverse Relationship Between Sports Gear & Skill Level

I realize that this correlation would make more sense with a line going “negatively,” but I’ve thought it through on 3-4 occasions and I can’t figure that out. Math ain’t my thang.

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Dreams Are Awkward; Let's Not Share

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T-Shirt Ideas, Episode 3: Birthday Fun

A great way to celebrate your day of birth and also a great way to pick out semi-intelligent folks at the bar. “Are you getting married?” – Person at bar who doesn’t get t-shirt “No.” – Me, walking away

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T-Shirt Ideas, Episode 2: Pepsi is O.K.

Please stop asking me if it’s ok. Yes, the other brand of brown, frizzy, caffeinated deliciousness will do. Just bring a pitcher. Please. (I’m using the old logo because the new one is a little too Orwell-esque for my taste).

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