My roommate is in a fight with her boyfriend.
And she has eaten approximately twice in three days.

But where food is lacking, brilliance shines through.
She made a great, random point at dinner yesterday and I am now passing it along.
“You can tell how happy a girl is with her boyfriend by how fat she is.”
There may be some outliers to this, but I thought it was awesome.
And this revalation was made even more awesome by the setting in which it was told. Right in front of our waitress who looked slightly anorexic.
Our service was not very good from that point on.