My roommate is in a fight with her boyfriend.
And she has eaten approximately twice in three days.
But where food is lacking, brilliance shines through.
She made a great, random point at dinner yesterday and I am now passing it along.
“You can tell how happy a girl is with her boyfriend by how fat she is.”
There may be some outliers to this, but I thought it was awesome.
And this revalation was made even more awesome by the setting in which it was told. Right in front of our waitress who looked slightly anorexic.
Our service was not very good from that point on.
Do you watch “Curb your enthusiasm much”? Probably one of the funniest shows if you are into awkward comedy, and I’m guessing you are.
The situations Larry David gets into are similar to something you just wrote above. It’s genius!
The girl in the picture above must not love her boyfriend.
Oh man, this is one of the first posts I wrote on this little site. I really need to go back and edit the first ones. I haven’t seen that show.. I will look into it though. Yah, that girl DEF just got dumped.
I must be very, very loved. hell.
This makes me feel better for eating my boyfriend's ice cream all the time.
I guess the real question is: Do you eat your boyfriend's ice cream while watching DVR-ed Oprah episodes? That might throw a wrench in my theory because I spent many a single days doing just that.
Worse! I eat it while reading Dlisted. I'm still adjusting to living together. When he leaves, I get this uncontrollable urge to raid the freezer and eat all his ice cream. This is why I just never bought ice cream when I lived alone. But now he buys it, and I eat it. There's got to be a better ice cream system. I think he needs a special ice cream lockbox? BTW, we were actually having a dance-off last night, and I said, we should videotape this! It's really funny! And then this morning I got your message about the dance contest. I'm seriously pondering it. But what chutzpah! Who do I think I am, entering TWO dance contests? And I'm also pondering my sanity. Time will tell which side of me will win. Logic? Or dance? I guess this is why dance amnesty was invented. But there's no dance amnesty on the internet. Once my dancing is on video, there's no going back.
If it makes you feel any better, I ate ice cream cake (it was Carvel.. how could I resist) leftover from a coworkers birthday at my desk yesterday.. at 10:36 a.m. A lockbox for ice cream.. I think you have something there… I think you should definitely continue this dance off, to a particularly goofy song. The best part of my dance challenge is that there's actually not much to win at this point, haha. Sooo.. no pressure! You are correct.. once you have seen yourself shaking it on YouTube, you're going to be addicted. Soon, your Friday nights will be spent in similar fashion to the one that spawned the dance challenge all together. When faced with the choice between logic and dance.. I say dance.. dance.. dance.
Okay, Jenny. I hope there's not a deadline for entry into the contest, because my best dancing happens on the weekends. We just might go for it. Breakdance a leg!
Nope, no deadline! I'd actually like to make it an ongoing thing. Can't wait to see these weekend moves! haha